in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

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teashoesandhair:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

teashoesandhair:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

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“I’m Elle Woods. I have a bachelor’s degree in fashion merchandising from CULA. And I was a Zeta Lambda Nu Sweetheart, president of my sorority, Delta Nu, and last year, I was Homecoming Queen.”

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sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

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sinning-is-winning:

Like I need to remind myself

sinning-is-winning:

Like I need to remind myself

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clearly-misunderst0od:

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

clearly-misunderst0od:

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

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