I’m so tired of hearing through third parties things that people have said about my wedding. If you want to be invited, here’s an idea- maybe talk to me, or ask about how things are going, or invite me to things? 

OH, let’s sum it up.

Maybe be a friend. 

I have too many fair-weather friends and I don’t have the time or patience to put up with it anymore. I’m done making an effort because obviously I’m the only one trying. And I’ll probably get a bunch of shit for it, because it’s a damned-if-you-do and damned-if-you-don’t situation. Friendship goes both ways people- and I’m fine moving on, people grow apart, especially people who were situational friends in the first place.

bangarz:

10/100 FAVOURITE CHARACTERS→ Kelly Kapoor, The Office

You guys, I’m like really smart now. You don’t even know. You could ask me, Kelly what is the biggest company in the world and I’d be like, “blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.” Giving you the exact right answer. 

(via sarahgoggles)

ally0mazing:

Harry potter and the sorceror’s sass
The chamber of sassiness
The prisoner of sasskaban
The goblet of sass
The sass blood prince
The sassy hallows

The sassiest boy who lived…..

(via katethealmostgreat)